seldomifever: (facepalm)
Bang zoom! To the moon, Alice!

Ah, wife-beating references of old, how quaint you've become.

Guess who's busy spreading such Christmas cheer on this fine December eve? You got it! Facebook friend! She is a bundle of sunshine, that one.

Say it. Say, "Jen, you are not a nice person." Because it's true. I am not.

All right, cats and kittens, I am going to attempt to drag my sorry backside out the door and down the hill and into the grocery store, even though I am dead tired. People and pets in my house actually expect to eat. They're crazy like that.
seldomifever: (Giles chainsaw)
Seriously, FB friend, I am not in the mood for your shit this morning.

Just had to send an email off to older son's reading teacher. Lady embarrassed the crap out of him in front of the class yesterday. His crime? Missing homework. Took all my effort to remain polite. He's special needs. He has an aide. We've been over and over his need to have someone help him write his assignments down and help him pack his backpack at the end of the day. And yet. And yet.

Managing my boy's life is my full-time job.

But! It's Thursday, and I do love Thursdays, because I get to whine to my therapist, who is my personal savior. And! Thursday means it's almost Friday which means it is almost the weekend which means I no longer have to go it alone. Husband will be home to share in the child/house/doggy duties. Hee hee. I said doodies. Hrm. Stupid joke doesn't work as well in print, does it?
seldomifever: (facepalm)
Or, you know, beat to death anyone who would actually hang a sign like that on their wall. *shudders*

Ah, and I wonder why my son lost it on that creepy bully in his class. Violence begets violence. What goes around comes around. Exspecially, if it's meant to be.
seldomifever: (giles play)
I ran into a friend of a friend a few months ago and she announced, "You're on facebook. I'm gonna friend you." All righty. I've known her for many years, we see each other everywhere - grocery store, Target, pharmacy - and we're always very friendly. I like her. So, how horrible would it be for me to hide her? I've already hidden the ten thousand games and quiz results she posts everyday, but her status updates are driving me bananas. She writes things like:

"Cheerfulness is what greases the axles of the world. Don't go through life creaking."

"A smile costs nothing but gives much. It enriches those who receive without making poorer those who give."

"A true friend reaches for your hand and touches your heart ♥"

"couldn't sleep, I was just thinking and smiling"

The thing is, there's nothing wrong with being an upbeat person. There's everything right about it, in fact, and yet I'm ready to throttle her. And you know, it's not like she's one of those godawful people who go around telling other people to smile who have never known suffering themselves. She's had terrible things happen to her in her life. She's just...happy. Or delusional, I suppose. Either way, she's killing me. Which makes me, like, the worst person on earth, I know. How bad must I be to resent pathological cheeriness in another?


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